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Eau de ShorteStoppe

Today's game of baseball ain't your daddy's game.

Avon Products Inc. has signed Jeter to a deal in which it will create a men's fragrance called Driven, ''reflecting the unique personality of one of the most driven men in America,'' a company news release said.

The fragrance, the first in a line of men's grooming products bearing Jeter's name, will go on sale in November. It is a blend of chilled grapefruit, clean oak moss and spice.

What? You were expecting a blend of warm chew spit, stale beer, and dirty locker room? I just wanna know if it will change my softball glove from a frying pan into a soft piece of leather.